Shamrock Shakes

Are they a sham, or do they rock?

By mitchell Sterlitz

Shamrock Shakes are a seasonal beverage offered at McDonald’s, and, like any other subject on the planet, have more than one side to their story. According to an employee, the Zeeb Road McDonald’s will start selling Shamrock Shakes at the end of this month and they are available until St. Patrick’s Day on March 17, the holiday that inspired them.  Continue reading “Shamrock Shakes”

Rock ‘n Roll Making Cents

DHS Students enjoyed a concert from Gooding that mixed in financial tips with head-banging music

By Nick Elliott

When senior Brad Larson thinks of rock and roll, many things come to mind: Stage-crawling fans, smashing guitars, roaring crowds, and radical solos. What happens when you switch out the rush smashing guitars to something dull like balancing a checkbook?

On Friday, April 21, the rock and roll band Gooding came to DHS to answer that question for Larson and the rest of the students.

Mixing finance and rock might come off as a rather unattractive combination. Yet Gooding was able to make something that is inherently boring into an interesting experience for more than 150 students who ventured to the CPA to take in the concert.

Starting out with a brief video introduction, the band quickly jumped into the music. Gooding played several songs that got some students to stand up, clap, and sing along to the beat.

“I went to get out of second and third hour, and I was expecting some knockoff, third-rate local band, but I got a pretty well-traveled and respected group that I hadn’t heard of,” junior Connor Povenski said. “It was a really good concert. For such a big-name band to take the time to come to a local high school, that was really important. It really impacted me.”

After the approximately 45-minute concert ended, the majority of the band receded backstage. The lead singer, Gooding, stayed on stage to talk about important financial issues.

No stranger to financial woes, Gooding reflected on his personal financial troubles before talking about money myths and how many of the “rich” people students see on TV are broke and bankrupt.

Growing up, he had no knowledge of money. He came out of high school knowing more about geometry than how to balance a checkbook, and he only learned about a credit score long after he ruined his.

By looked into mistakes he had made, he wanted to use his passion for music to help others avoid the same mistakes.

“As long as you’re willing to work, everyone should have the same shot,” Gooding said.

When Gooding finished sharing his financial expertise, a Q&A session was held. Students in the crowd asked their own questions about finance, eager to hear the replies.

To conclude the event, the band came out and played one last song. Gooding then took time to sign autographs and talked to several students.

Gooding brought music and learning to DHS, but they were not alone in their efforts. Through the charity Funding the Future, the efforts Andrea Duda with Raymond James, and the Michigan Council on Economic Education (MCEE), the tour was made possible.

Financial management teacher Paige Lumpiesz felt Gooding had a “great message about personal finance” that can help people avoid financial “pitfalls.”

Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

I’m sorry I have taken a couple years off from writing. Maybe if you had a Twitter account or cell phone I could hit you up with my wish list. I know you are always watching, so if you do see this and have a Twitter follow me @DHS_Squaller. Okay, let’s get down to business. Most of the presents I am asking for this year are going to be pretty tough to wrap. I understand that you are a really busy man, but I would really appreciate if you could let me go out with a bang for my last Christmas living at home.

1. This year I have been in a bit of a dry spell; with New Year’s Eve and Valentine’s Day only a couple months away, I could use a girl. If you are as old as people say you are, then you have kept Mrs. Clause for a while. That’s impressive. Just along with this girl maybe some tips to make it last? (If you have some extra time). Of course, I don’t expect her to be wrapped, so maybe just have her slide into my DMs or something like that.

2. Next, I know I said most of it was going to be hard to wrap, but there are a couple little things I would appreciate if they had a nice bow on them. (I know the other two things that I am asking for are pretty hard, so here are some easy ideas I would love and almost expect to be under the tree when I run down stairs suited up in my onesie). The first thing is a new Mercedes. I know you have the hookup with Mercedes because you’re always in their commercials. Also I think if I walked into my backyard and there was a nice big pool and hot tub combo I would be pretty excited. Finally, the last thing I would take with a bow on it would be a cool-looking jet. I’m not too picky on how big it needs to be. Just make sure my family can fit in it comfortably. I know these are going to be easier for you to get than the other two so just help a brother out; I am only really asking for six things this year, so like, c’mon.

3. Along with everything else, could you go into my PowerSchool and just set all my midterm and final test grades to A’s. I made it through three years of midterms and final tests, so how about this year you come through with spreading some joy. I would be a whole lot more joyful if I didn’t have to take those tests.

4. Lastly, college tuition. As you know, college tuition is expensive. Scholarships help some, but if you could just pay the whole thing, that’d be great. I know this is a pretty easy one; just mail them a check for my tuition bill. You could also just drop it off in my stocking and I could take care of it too.

I know most of these are hard to gift wrap, so you don’t have to wrap them. I mean, I’m 17 now; I don’t need to unwrap them. Just put a bow on anything that you can put a bow on, and for the other stuff you can just make it happen however you want. I know the presents I am asking for are unconventional, but they didn’t make just anybody the big guy in the suit. No, they made you Santa because you get the job done. So, I’m counting on you to pull through with this one.

Yours truly,
Caden Koenig

Anticipated Games

BattleField One: Fans of the popular shooter, BattleField, have been kept on their toes since the announcement of the latest edition to the series. Taking place during the first World War, Battlefield One brings back the gritty, battle to the bone feeling that you can’t get playing other shooters. Available on most most major consoles and PC, BattleField One is something to definitely look forward to.

Release Date: October 21, 2016.

“I’m really excited for “For Honor.” I think the combat is very unique.”

-Senior Stone Carignan

Pokémon: Sun & Moon: The new edition to the Pokémon series, Sun and Moon, are some of the most anticipated games of 2016. Taking place in the Alola region, a tropical and exotic area that IGN describes as “Pokémon’s take on Hawaii.” This Pokémon brings a whole new list of exotic Pokémon, along with a twist on the Pokémon we know and love. Available on the Nintendo 3DS, this is going to be a great game.

Release Date: November 18, 2016.

“I’m excited for Pokémon Sun and Moon, but I think they are down grading from Pokémon X and Y.”

-Senior Kitty Walter

NBA 2K17: This game is great for basketball fans stuck inside on a rainy day. In the eighteenth installment of the NBA 2K series, 2K17 promises improvement from its predecessor 2K16. The NBA series is great for people looking to have a good time. There is just something fun about the idea of controlling your sports idols, making insane plays, and bringing your team to the championship. Its also great for a little one on one action with your friends to see who is the best of the best. Available on all major consoles and PC.

Release Date: September 20, 2016.

“I’m really excited for the Star Wars Battlefront: Death Star DLC. Also any more Star Wars games in the future!”

-Junior Reid Snider

Gears of War 4: Do you enjoy fighting hordes of enemies? Using a chainsaw to literally rip your enemies a new one? Well now you can! The new edition to the Gears of War series follows JD Fenix, son of previous main character Marcus Fenix, twenty five years after the events of Gears of War 3. As a new enemy emerges, you and your friends can band together to slice, dice, and shoot your way to victory. Available on Xbox One and Microsoft Windows.

Release Date: October 11, 2016.

WARNING: Game includes intense violent themes.